Retired Under New Management T-Shirt — See My Wife For Details Retirement Tee

Soft, heavyweight cotton with a lived-in, garment-dyed finish meets a playful retirement message. This relaxed-fit tee reads “Retired — Under New Management — See My Wife For Details,” printed in bold, readable lettering that pops against the muted, vintage-like color. It sits comfortably on the shoulders and keeps its shape thanks to double-needle stitching and a sewn-in label. Wear it on weekend barbecues, fishing mornings, or slow afternoons on the porch to let the world know you’re taking it easy — and laughing about it. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort - Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in look and soft hand - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction - Tubular, side-seam-free knit and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear - Sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 58 color choices; sewn-in label Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean